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Page name: The house that Vorkje gave me [Logged in view] [RSS]
2007-11-10 09:37:00
Last author: Teufelsweib
Owner: All_Most PUNK
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I had trouble choosing =3

Soooooo…!!!!
Welcome to my little humble housie in the beautiful city of Elftown!
[Please make yourself at home and take off your shoes, I just cleaned it!]
Well, actually, [Teufelsweib] helped me an itsy pitsy bit, but you’ll barely notice.
Silly girl that she is ^^ *giggles*


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but first of all, some thingsies about me!

<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>I play in a band, we're called... well, hell do I know. but we have a wikiii!!!! ^_^ *dances* Prelude to Crazyness
<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>I like all things fluff.
<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>I like pinks
<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>I like the chippendales
<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>I like writing poetry
<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>at night I cry myself to sleep =D
<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>I want to dye my hair, paint my nails and get a pony
<img:http://elftown.eu/stuff/pinklm.gif>I'm not gay

but above all I aaaaammm....
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^____^



and after all the likesies, I also have a darker side...

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[Teufelsweib] editing my house


nothing! I'm one big ball of intense fluffness and brightybrightbright with love radiating!

I'm like a fucking love microwave!!!!

cancer not included.




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tihi ^_^




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during my free time I have this crappy job =)
no one really understands what the fuck I am doing there
but it sure is awesome!<3<3

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I also write poetry!
that's so [cool<3]! ^^ so many people do that
so me too of course, I shall provide you sweethearts with a example ^^



[pink fluff gashing through what is left of my brain
if I still had any left, I could not stand the pain
for all the years of telivized shit
I came to the point that I had to admit it
it doesn't mind if I dress as a punk or a whore
so one day I stepped out of my door
and the birds were signing and the sun shined hard
I smiled and danced and felt like a retard
the rest of the world was there with me
other naive braindead and stoned hippies you'll see
for only people as stupid as I am
will commit to a lifestyle like mine (spam)
]

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and to make one thing clear...
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so to all you sexy girls out there that got a wrong impression *winkwink*


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<purple>chewy chew chew the train
was the one that ate my brain
you could read that in the previous poem
up there in this goddamn screwed up ET home
and I guess this hunger shall last no longer
for the hopes and prettiness was down the drain yonder
a parrot on a stick makes a good trick
less painful in the end than a smash with a brick
as long as bricks have no feelings I guess it's good
I once confused one of them with food
while chewing I suddenly noticed "fuck!"
this ain't my pasta, this is a rock!</purple>




bye bye and come again! ^^

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Reactions to this house

[ally]: I wanna play with your house too -_-
I love your house now :)
It should stay like that, it makes me happy.

[Mirime]: I'm so glad to learn that you aren't gay... since we're married and all ;)
It's very pink and fluffy. A little bit *too* happy, though. She should've changed your picture too ;)

....*gets ideas*

[iippo]: I'm sorry, I don't usually do this, but: I told you so.

[pixish]: It's beautiful :p And soooo you x)

[Sunny Silverunicorn]: OMG, your house looks so cute now! XD <3

[Easterling]: Awww, it's adorable, at last it's a place perfect for dancing around on pink clouds and batting eyelashes...! ¨(Good thing that you wrote you didn't do boys, though, it could easily be mistaking for a gay-house otherwise... Which remains me of a story of my life by the way...)

[Isilando]: Holy monkeys, your house, dude!!!

[Linderel]: ofmg soooo baaaaaaad xD Poor Punky

[Triola]: I have just been on PUNK's house, and you, my dear, are a genius! I laughed until my stomach hurt XD

Anonymous People

From: [Sweet Edith.]
To: [All_Most PUNK] (Another ad-hoc hypothesis)

Welome DollFace.
That's pretty amazing.

From: [scars of winter rain] ([.:/my thinking cap... is a pirate hat!\:.])
To: [All_Most PUNK] (Another ad-hoc hypothesis)


i love your profile, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
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2007-11-10 [Triola]: I sent this message to Vorkje:

"I have just been on PUNK's house, and you, my dear, are a genius! I laughed until my stomach hurt XD"

:P

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: you did? xD oh wow!
I get so much more compliments when I do something very stupid than when I do something good =p

2007-11-10 [Triola]: Haha, you must have the memory of a goldfish :P Or maybe I'm just not that memorable >.>

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: yeah, I knew something went wrong the day that I had a braintransplantation and the next day my goldfish was busy building weapons of mass destruction. I guess it went wrong somewhere there...

2007-11-10 [Triola]: I want to meet your goldfish! :D

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: shall I send him to you in an envelope? =D

2007-11-10 [Linderel]: Allison, I said that to you on MSN, didn't I? :P

2007-11-10 [Teufelsweib]: I guess so, I'm sure you indeed said something along those lines, yeah =p

2007-11-11 [Triola]: Ask the goldfish :P

2007-11-11 [Teufelsweib]: Bakvis said "blub" =p

2008-01-22 [Vou]: :3
You used my banner! ♥
First one I saw to use it.
I'm honored. x]

2008-01-22 [Teufelsweib]: Which banner is yours? :O
Yah, as long as it was pink or whatever, I used it x)

2008-01-22 [All_Most PUNK]: Which one is yours, Pantazzm?

2008-01-22 [Teufelsweib]: I waz quickur =p

2008-01-22 [All_Most PUNK]: I'm handsomer and intelligent.

2008-01-22 [Linderel]: 'Welcome dollface' is hers.

2008-01-23 [iippo]: <img:stuff/558badVorkje.jpg> Omg! *calls the cops*

2008-01-23 [Teufelsweib]: I did not! :O >_> <_< >_> *takes back*

2008-01-24 [All_Most PUNK]: I hope you at least charged her for it :P

2008-06-02 [someelf]: Ahwwee! Vorkje used some of my graphics :3 *purrs* :D

2008-06-03 [Tates]: O.o
Why does it say "Cautiuon: Contains Random White Girl Dancing" when a GUY owns this house and he's NOT gay?
(No offense..i just REALLY wanna know..<.<')

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